We get it. You’re withering away under quarantine. You’ve taken all this time to hole up inside your room, look up all the ways to trick your professors into shutting their computers down, and make stupid memes about the virus, even though we warned you that it was a bad […]
It’s April, and if you’re like me, then the first thing that comes to mind when you think of April is the first day: April Fools. Although this holiday’s origin is unknown, it became fairly popular in 18th century Europe and has since spread worldwide. But some of the best […]
As the Democratic National Convention draws closer, tensions are at an all time high within the Democratic Party. Nominees that we didn’t even remember being in the race have dropped out. Voters in key states like Arizona, Illinois, and Florida were expected to go out and vote during a global […]
Are you a liberal? A socialist? A conservative? An effective altruist? I have bad news for you: According to Ayn Rand Con, you’re all irrational collectivists, and part of the problem. Ayn Rand, an author and wannabe philosopher best known for her development of Objectivism, led a train wreck of […]
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If we’re going to get through the COVID-19 epidemic, we need to do it together — and do it right.
Content Warning: This article contains graphic descriptions of gore and death. Read at your own risk. We at AMP have been hired by Riot to design the next overpowered champion to release, and we wanted to create an even more broken character than Kassa-win and Aphelios combined. We think that […]
Battle Royale As I’ve recently found myself with plenty of free time, I finally decided to start working through my backlog of movies I’ve been meaning to watch. Kinji Fukasku’s 2000 sci-fi/thriller Battle Royale was first on my list. My only knowledge prior to watching the film was vague references […]
Art comes in a variety of media, from traditional paint on canvas to sand mandalas, the traditional Tibetan practice of constructing temporary art from sand. All art mediums also come with a wide variety of political implications — Street art such as works done by Banksy and more traditionalist pieces […]
Climate change and global warming are easily the greatest existential threats humanity has ever faced. Scientists estimate that the effects will not only soon become irreversible, but begin to compound and become unstoppable, leaving Earth an uninhabitable husk and humanity a fleeting thought in the grand scheme of the universe. […]