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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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December Horoscopes
Aries: Give in to the voices. Taurus: You’ve got it figured out this month. You don’t need anyone else’s opinion. In fact, what are you even here for? Bask in your infinite wisdom, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Gemini: If you find yourself in need of a spare towel in a foreign place, […]
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Moon Meals: November Edition
Find out what Minuki's favorie local food spots are!
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Ratford
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Ratford helps out a reader with a gnarly rat problem
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A Fall Playlist
Dear Reader, The autumn season is all about change and transformation, the departure of summer, and the inevitable arrival of winter. It is rusted road signage and the well-trod path beneath worn boots. It is not a destination, but a journey. Sandwiched between two incredibly bold seasons is the ever-popular and toasty season of fall, […]
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Opinion
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It’s Okay to Let Things Flop
As we all know, art is a completely objective concept and there’s very little if any discourse around it. You see, art is a way of making money. As a matter of fact, art IS money. If it doesn’t make money, then it’s not art. That’s the reason why no profound artistic work has ever […]
culture
Entertainment
Give Us More Girl Games
How many games can a girl gamer game...
Featured
Surviving a Pandemic with the Spongebob Musical
“SpongeBob SquarePants: The Broadway Musical” first made its premiere in 2016, three years before the COVID-19 pandemic. Despite it predating this world-changing event, the musical left a scarily accurate portrayal of the pandemic and people’s responses to it. Businesses were figuring out how to thrive during lockdown, doomscrolling became the new trend, and the government […]
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The Infernal Circles of DART
DART is on the highway to hell.
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Ratford
Ratford Rises From the Grave
Q: Is it okay to think the Grim Reaper is hot? A: Who wouldn’t? Sure, he’s the walking definition of a red flag. However, he does check all my boxes. Tall, pale, bony, and over thirty. My dream guy TBH. Q: Is it true there’s a secret witches’ coven in the sewers under UTD? A: […]
Satire
Once You Go Greek, You Don’t Go Back
‘Sup fellow Bromets, the name’s Chaz Hollister, president of Delta Sigma Chi-Square Alpha, the raddest party frat on campus. Now, it’s already October, but I’m still hearing freshies at the Plinth complain that UTD’s social life is dead. And this saddens me dudes, my dad didn’t buy three new buildings and get rid of Green […]
culture
Opinion
Reading into the Past
Ah, those nostalgic days when the FitnessGram PACER test had us dashing across the gym, our sneakers squeaking on the polished floor as we raced against our own breathless hearts. Field trips brought uncharted adventures, with youthful spirits bubbling with anticipation as we boarded the buses, windows framing a world of possibilities beyond. And oh, […]
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The Revealing Nature of Costumes
Halloween has always been considered to be the scariest time of the year. There are ghosts and ghouls, bones and blood, and horror-themed decorations hung everywhere. Although these things may seem scary, Halloween actually gives people the opportunity to express themselves in ways they otherwise never could. Adults and children alike are able to celebrate […]