This is the first ever AMP purity test! While we’re at it, it’s the first purity test ever, as long as you ignore utdpuritytest.com, the Rice purity test, and whatever purity tests are set forth by the religious groups that keep trying to get me to convert. This includes the Physics majors, who will never catch me.
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AMP Purity Test
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Question 1/50
Seen Temoc?
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Seen Temoc?
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Question 2/50
Taken a photo with Temoc?
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Question 2/50
Taken a photo with Temoc?
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Question 3/50
Committed unspeakable acts in the Plinth under the glow of the full moon with Temoc?
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Committed unspeakable acts in the Plinth under the glow of the full moon with Temoc?
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Question 4/50
Attended an on-campus event?
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Attended an on-campus event?
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Question 5/50
Attended an on-campus event just for the food?
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Attended an on-campus event just for the food?
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Question 6/50
Been harassed by an on-campus organization?
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Been harassed by an on-campus organization?
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Question 7/50
Been harassed by an off-campus organization?
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Been harassed by an off-campus organization?
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Question 8/50
Attended a student-led protest?
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Attended a student-led protest?
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Question 9/50
Picked up a copy of the AMP magazine?
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Question 9/50
Picked up a copy of the AMP magazine?
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Question 10/50
Contributed writing to AMP?
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Contributed writing to AMP?
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Question 11/50
Contributed art to AMP?
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Contributed art to AMP?
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Question 12/50
Contributed blood/urine/other bodily fluid samples to AMP?
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Contributed blood/urine/other bodily fluid samples to AMP?
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Question 13/50
Responded to a Ratford question on the AMP instagram?
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Responded to a Ratford question on the AMP instagram?
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Question 14/50
Gotten a Ratford condom?
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Gotten a Ratford condom?
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Question 15/50
Used a Ratford condom?
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Used a Ratford condom?
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Question 16/50
Used a Ratford condom with Ratford?
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Question 16/50
Used a Ratford condom with Ratford?
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Question 17/50
Ran on campus?
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Ran on campus?
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Question 18/50
Biked on campus?
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Biked on campus?
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Question 19/50
Swam on campus?
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Swam on campus?
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Question 20/50
Done a campus triathlon culminating in swimming 1.5 kilometers in the Plinth?
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Done a campus triathlon culminating in swimming 1.5 kilometers in the Plinth?
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Yes
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Question 21/50
Showered?
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Showered?
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Question 22/50
Showered in ESCW?
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Question 22/50
Showered in ESCW?
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Yes
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Question 23/50
Attended a hackathon?
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Attended a hackathon?
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Question 24/50
Won a hackathon?
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Won a hackathon?
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Yes
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Question 25/50
Gone to a hackathon just for the friends we made along the way and the sunsets we watched rise in the morning?
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Question 25/50
Gone to a hackathon just for the friends we made along the way and the sunsets we watched rise in the morning?
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Question 26/50
Taken 18+ credit hours in a semester?
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Question 26/50
Taken 18+ credit hours in a semester?
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Yes
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Question 27/50
Made Dean’s List?
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Made Dean’s List?
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Question 28/50
Pulled an all-nighter in the library?
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Pulled an all-nighter in the library?
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Question 29/50
Pulled an all-nighter in a parking garage?
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Question 29/50
Pulled an all-nighter in a parking garage?
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Yes
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Question 30/50
Lived on-campus?
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Lived on-campus?
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Question 31/50
Lived above campus?
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Lived above campus?
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Lived under campus?
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Lived under campus?
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Question 33/50
Eaten at DHW?
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Eaten at DHW?
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Question 34/50
Gotten food poisoning at DHW?
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Gotten food poisoning at DHW?
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Question 35/50
Given food poisoning at DHW?
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Question 35/50
Given food poisoning at DHW?
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Question 36/50
Cooked in a res hall kitchen?
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Cooked in a res hall kitchen?
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Yes
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Question 37/50
Cooked meth in a res hall kitchen?
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Cooked meth in a res hall kitchen?
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Yes
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Question 38/50
Taken a test at the testing center?
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Question 38/50
Taken a test at the testing center?
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Yes
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Question 39/50
Taken a midterm or final without studying?
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Question 39/50
Taken a midterm or final without studying?
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Question 40/50
Skipped all or most of a midterm or final?
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Skipped all or most of a midterm or final?
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Question 41/50
Taken a test under the influence of any of the following: adderall (non-prescribed), alcohol, CBD, THC, heroin, a breakup, the power of Temoc’s hypnotic charm as you imagine him holding you and promising everything will be okay, shrooms?
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Taken a test under the influence of any of the following: adderall (non-prescribed), alcohol, CBD, THC, heroin, a breakup, the power of Temoc’s hypnotic charm as you imagine him holding you and promising everything will be okay, shrooms?
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Question 42/50
Been employed by the University?
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Been employed by the University?
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Question 43/50
Gone on strike as a university employee?
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Gone on strike as a university employee?
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Question 44/50
Been fired by the University?
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Been fired by the University?
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Question 45/50
Seen a campus squirrel?
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Question 45/50
Seen a campus squirrel?
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Question 46/50
Seen a campus squirrel inside a building?
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Seen a campus squirrel inside a building?
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Yes
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Question 47/50
Been a campus squirrel inside a building?
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Been a campus squirrel inside a building?
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Question 48/50
Made peace with your major?
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Made peace with your major?
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Question 49/50
Made peace with the job market you’ll be graduating into?
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Made peace with the job market you’ll be graduating into?
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Question 50/50
Made peace with UTD?
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Question 50/50
Made peace with UTD?
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Your score (calculated by counting up):
0-9: You should try to live a little! UTD is a beautiful campus (if you ignore the UTD of it) and try to put yourself out there. For the most part, students don’t bite.
10-19: This is probably where the average student lies. Congratulations. By the power vested in me by absolutely no one, I deem you a comet. This title is redeemable nowhere, but you can take it.
20-29: You live life. You experience things. This is good! Honestly this is a very stable score and I can’t advise you to push past it too much.
30-39: I’m in this range! As is my actual Rice purity score. Anyway, I’m sorry about everything you’ve probably been through, but at least you’ll graduate with lore.
40-49: You have Been In Situations. Just by the pigeonhole principle I am genuinely concerned for you. That being said, you would probably make a very funny writer. Check our instagram @ampatutd for info on the next pitch meeting.
50: To the meth-cooking squirrel who stole my hackathon win: I have your location tracked right now. What happened between us in the parking garage will not save you. That internship was mine.
