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AMP’s Official Back To School Guide For Local Eats
With two generations of new Comets arriving on campus for the first time, we here at AMP have taken it upon ourselves to ensure that all of UTD’s most crucial generational knowledge is passed on successfully. With the help of several current students and recent alumni, AMP staff has put together a list of some […]
Opinion
Madonnas & Whores
The women’s rights movement has shifted and changed significantly over the past few decades, in some ways for the better and in other ways for the worse. However, what has remained constant are the incels who will do whatever it takes to keep women in positions where they will never be free from misogynistic and […]
Opinion
I Am Here To Make Friends, Actually
“I don’t know, in my day I don’t think we helped each other,” Christian Siriano, winner of Project Runway season 4, commented as he strolled past contestants frantically trying to finish the final details on their outfits. With only minutes before their models were set to walk the runway, one designer had casually offered to […]
Ed Desk
September Ed Desk
Welcome back comets! We at AMP have dearly missed throwing out our unassailable opinions and hearing laughter all over campus from our witty satirical pieces. Quick update on some of the absolute most important news: Rihanna is a billionaire, Jeff Bezos went to space for like 10 seconds, and the Olympics happened. The Olympics have […]
Opinion
Death Note: Justice Is A Mask For Ambition
Spoiler Alert: Duh. But veterans please read on ahead. There is no doubt that Death Note’s moral subject matter is complex considering it started out as being a mere manga in Shonen Jump. Though the idea of justice is prominent in this manga, justice, in the world of Death Note, is ultimately meaningless, and it’s […]
Web Exclusives
AMP Reviews Jupiter’s Legacy
Jupiter’s Legacy is Netflix’s latest foray into the superhero genre. Based on a comic of the same name created by Mark Millar and Frank Quitely, it features an engaging plot full of interpersonal drama, mystery, and good old-fashioned superhero fights. And while the series features almost exclusively super powered characters, their struggles are all too […]
Ed Desk
So Long, and Thanks for All the Nips
As we inch closer and closer to the end of another school year, we thought it best to reflect on what may well have been the worst year (and a half) of our lives. As such, we dedicated the majority of this issue to remembering some of our favorite articles from this past school year. […]
Satire
Ending Racism One Yellow Square at a Time
On March 17th, a 21-year-old man went to three massage parlors in Georgia and killed eight people, the majority of which were Asian women. After a thorough investigation, the Atlanta Police Department delicately announced that the murderer simply had a “bad day,” but many would venture to say that he just had a bad year. […]
Opinion
American Mythology: The “Self-Made” Billionaire
Americans are obsessed with the fairy tale of the “self-made” billionaire. Once upon a time, the uber-wealthy were lowly working people like me and you, but through a little elbow grease and hard work, they were magically transformed! News outlets love to spin stories of so-called “self-made” tech billionaires as inspiration porn- Microsoft Founded by […]
AMP Watches
AMP Watches: I’m In Love With a Church Girl
When the film declared it was executive-produced by God, we at AMP knew we were in for a gruelling ride. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t have any problem with religion, barring any dogma that stems from it, but something about I’m in Love With a Church Girl really put us off. Perhaps it was […]
Opinion
Pokemon: Stagnation is Their Foundation
So far, three new Pokémon games have been announced for the Nintendo Switch, all set to release sometime either this year or next. New Pokémon Snap is set to release April 30, 2021, Pokémon: Brilliant Diamond and Pokémon: Shining Pearl are slotted for some time this year, and Pokémon Legends: Arceus will come out in […]
DJ Showcase
Ben Nguyen DJ Showcase
DJ Name: BS (Boppin’ Salesman); also known as Ben Nguyen Name of Show: The Ad Break Day and Time of Show: Friday from 12am-1am and 10am-11am How would you describe your show to someone who has never listened? The Ad Break is an Ad Break for your life, where I fail to sell you a […]