AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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How To Run An E-Sports Team On The Cheap
With the rise of collegiate and amateur eSports throughout the country, more and more schools are attempting to break into the scene with their own programs and teams. The only problem is, everyone is dirt poor! (or pretending to be) So, how do you run an esports team on a shoestring budget? Here’s a 5 […]
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Top 5 COVID-19 Treatments
I’m not a part of the sheeple that are “following CDC guidelines” and “getting vaccinated.” It’s clear that the COVID-19 vaccine kills more people than it saves, since all of the headlines on my Facebook feed tell me so. From my sources on Facebook and totallyrealcovidtreatments.com, there are a variety of treatments for COVID-19 that […]
Satire
Texas: A State of Incompetence
Have you ever looked at the Texan state government, and wondered, what in tarnation is that? Well luckily for you, I’ve put about 2 minutes of research into the topic by reading blogs on the internet, and can thus explain every single aspect to you, thanks to my legitimate research into the history and intricacies […]
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Executive Order GA-34
Greg Abbott released executive order GA-34, lifting the mask mandate and letting businesses open up 100%. Now, the order is written in classic legalese, which may be hard to understand for some of our less legally-inclined readers. As such, I’ve created this handy-dandy summation to help Texans understand the decision making that goes on within […]
Satire
How to Spend Your Stimmy
The pandemic has hit a lot of the US population very hard, with many going jobless for months and having to come up with money for rent, food, and other bills. With this in mind, I’ve put together a guide on how to properly spend the upcoming $1400 stimulus checks to help alleviate your current […]
Satire
Faking a Global Pandemic
Have you ever wanted to fake a global pandemic? Curious about the cost? Well here is a step by step guide going through the most expensive parts about faking a global pandemic.
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