AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD

Satire
Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition
“Aw, look at him tremble! He’s gonna pop a blood vessel ‘cause I dissed his waifu!” Yeah, yeah, yuk it up, you spiteful clowns. 2D girls this, 3D girls that, Junko Enoshima this, yaoi hands that. All the while, it’s still uncool to have a big-tittied anime “gf” in the 2020s, unless you’re some kind […]

Satire
7 American Restaurant Chains I Want To See COVID-19 Decimate
Here are some restaurant chains that the pandemic should destroy.

Print Issues
Satire
Dating: A COVID Casualty?
We get it. You’re withering away under quarantine. You’ve taken all this time to hole up inside your room, look up all the ways to trick your professors into shutting their computers down, and make stupid memes about the virus, even though we warned you that it was a bad idea. Now the only problem […]
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