AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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Satire
You Don’t Know This Literal Criminal Like I Do
this literal criminal isn’t THAT bad
Entertainment
Ratford
Ratford Reviews
This month, Comets sent me their favorite movies to review! I watched each and every one, except for the movies that seemed boring. I have a very refined palette, after all. Priscilla Stop calling Elvis a rat. We don’t claim him. Wonka My niece said Timothée Chalamet “Timothée Chala-slayed”. Personally, I just know there’s a […]
culture
Opinion
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The Worst Therapy You’ve Never Heard Of
Picture a children’s playroom. There’s a dollhouse, bubble wands, toy trucks, colorful posters. Everything your average kid might want. But this playroom isn’t for the average kid — it’s for autistic children, and they’ll spend up to 40 hours a week in that room. They’ll spend those 40 hours doing the same thing over and […]
culture
Entertainment
Give Us More Girl Games
How many games can a girl gamer game...
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Satire
The Ultimate Handbook to Strike Negotiation
Welcome, welcome! If you’re seeing this, then you’re a production or distribution company dealing with the consequences of the current writer and actor strikes, and either your internal affairs or one of your friendly competitors wants you to do your part in ending the SAG-AFTRA/WGA strikes! No judgment, these things happen. As always, your first […]
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Satire
So You Don’t Want To Live On The Street
Welcome back to “So You Don’t Want To Live On The Street: UT Dallas,” the only game show where you pay us! I’m your host, Utena T. Daniels. Tonight, the stakes are high and the rent is even higher. Will our contestants secure a place on the UTD campus, or will they hang their heads […]
Opinion
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The Mystery Meat of Man-Eating Media
There’s a girl at the bar, and she’s looking at you. You didn’t expect this, didn’t come out looking for action, but she’s looking at you — a predatory, calculated look accented by the long, well-manicured hands that tap a staccato rhythm on the bartop. She smiles when you meet her eyes, so you smile […]
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