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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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April 2024 Horoscope
Aries: You’re going to kill or be killed this month. It will be bloody and gruesome, and will likely change the trajectory of your life completely. Then you’re going to finish your taxes, if you haven’t already. Taurus: Aries might mistake you for their fated rival this month. Cowardice is your best trait, I think. […]
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April 2024 Ed Desk: Taking Stock
Heya, Comets! “Spring Break was too fast” may be a common sentiment, and in this case it’s too true. With the last couple months of the semester underway, remember to lock in to the capitalist grindset, as is mandatory for any regular person who lives in this godforsaken country. Also, the Pub is dead. They […]
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March 2024: Horoscopes
Aries: Icarus was a loser. Fly closer to the sun. Taurus: You’re your own person, as long as you ignore the oppressive, inescapable yoke of late-stage capitalism. Gemini: Your dealer will come in surprisingly handy this month. (AMP does not encourage the use of controlled substances.) Cancer: The stars think you should reinvent yourself. Try […]
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Aries: You are going to do something that will make you feel so guilty after this month. Double down. Own it. Revel in it. Taurus: Don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless you’re thinking about how it’s always shifting. Always on an unavoidable path of curdling sourness. Destined to be thrown away. Rejected. Gemini: The stars […]
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Rizzing Up Ratford
I got a bunch of letters in the mail this month. Like, paper. In an envelope. Who even does that anymore? But boy, I can’t wait to find out what they’re about! Ratford, this isn’t a question, but I’ve wanted to tell you something for a long time now, and I hope you’ll take the […]
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December Horoscopes
Aries: Give in to the voices. Taurus: You’ve got it figured out this month. You don’t need anyone else’s opinion. In fact, what are you even here for? Bask in your infinite wisdom, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Gemini: If you find yourself in need of a spare towel in a foreign place, […]
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From Strike to Screen
The Synopsis Within the past year, the WGA and, later, SAG-AFTRA both went on strike — for anyone with their head under a rock, these strikes were the refusal to work until employers provide better working conditions — representing the screenwriters and actors of America. As an ATEC student interested in TV writing, and, perhaps […]
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October 2023 Horoscopes
Find out what's in store for you this month!
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DJ Showcase: Ethan Cabrera
Taking the reins as this year’s station manager, Ethan Cabrera has some fairly large shoes he’s hoping to fill — but after only a brief conversation, I’d say they’re exactly his size. Alongside his co-host, Katya Zakarian, you can tune into his show “Anima Sola” from 12-3 pm every Wednesday. He calls it “one of […]
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September 2023 Horoscopes
Aries: Just try really hard not to fall down the stairs this month. Taurus: Go ahead. Eat that sandwich off the ground. Your immune system can handle it. Gemini: Your vibes are off. If you don’t get this fixed, you will always mildly unsettle the fifth nearest person to your left. Seek out a vibe-ologist. […]
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Top Ten Romantic Spots on Campus
In May, flowers bloom and rivers flow. The songbirds chirp away, and petals drift on the wind as the doe have their fawns and the sunsets paint the skies. An inherent romanticism permeates through the air – and I put it there, so that all of you at UTD would read my sweet new list […]
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May 2023 Horoscopes
Aries: Exact cold, brutal revenge on your worst enemies this month. As a treat! Taurus: Sometimes it’s okay to ritualistically sacrifice a Virgo. Gemini: You’re going to spend too much time thinking about the many instances in which Bugs Bunny wears drag. Cancer: Stop waiting around for life to send something your way! I mean, […]