AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
Ed Desk
September Ed Desk
Welcome back comets! We at AMP have dearly missed throwing out our unassailable opinions and hearing laughter all over campus from our witty satirical pieces. Quick update on some of the absolute most important news: Rihanna is a billionaire, Jeff Bezos went to space for like 10 seconds, and the Olympics happened. The Olympics have […]
AMP Watches
AMP Watches: I’m In Love With a Church Girl
When the film declared it was executive-produced by God, we at AMP knew we were in for a gruelling ride. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t have any problem with religion, barring any dogma that stems from it, but something about I’m in Love With a Church Girl really put us off. Perhaps it was […]
DJ Showcase
Ben Nguyen DJ Showcase
DJ Name: BS (Boppin’ Salesman); also known as Ben Nguyen Name of Show: The Ad Break Day and Time of Show: Friday from 12am-1am and 10am-11am How would you describe your show to someone who has never listened? The Ad Break is an Ad Break for your life, where I fail to sell you a […]
Opinion
Summer Fun During COVID
Do you want to do fun summer activities but still want to take the global pandemic seriously (unlike our wonderful Governor Abbott who might want to actually kill us all)? Cause I do. Below is a list of fun things to do for the sweltering Texas summer of 2021— all while being as safe as […]
Ed Desk
April Ed Desk
As if the deadly snowstorm that we faced in February wasn’t enough to prove the failure of our elected officials, in March, Governor Greg Abbott recalled the statewide mask mandate. Statewide, masks are no longer required in public places. Even though most businesses will still require masks in their stores, some will not. Other businesses […]
Ed Desk
March Ed Desk: I Think We’re Alone Now
As we recover from the devastating winter storm that passed through Texas mere weeks ago, we at AMP felt it was important to discuss the circumstances surrounding the disaster, and its political fallout. In this issue, we’re featuring some reactionary satire and opinion articles from our fellow Comets. The one thing that we want to […]
DJ Showcase
Features
March DJ Showcase
DJ Name: Alana King Name of Show: something old/something new Time of Show: Wednesdays 9pm-12am How would you describe your show to someone who has never listened? For the first talking break of each hour, I always say that something old/something new is an eclectic mix of recent releases and blasts from the past. I […]
AMP Watches
AMP Watches: Vampires Suck
We at AMP were feeling a little nostalgic this month and wanted to travel all the way back to 2010–the height of Twilight fever–to watch Vampires Suck, a film parodying the Twilight Series. We’ll start by saying this film is not good, something readers may be familiar with at this point. However, it was extremely […]
AMP Watches
Web Exclusives
AMP Watches: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Folks, it’s been a rough January. We really just needed something light-heartedly bad to lift our spirits. That’s why we decided to watch one of the members of our editorial board’s favorite movies, Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. Fear not though, dear reader, because whilst Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed may be the apex of […]
DJ Showcase
Web Exclusives
DJ Showcase
Name of host: John Lawler Name of show: Psych! Time: Fridays 3pm-6pm How would you describe your show to someone who has never listened? [It’s] all over the place. I don’t like to stick to one genre; I don’t like to stick to one time period either. I like to jump around, I like to […]
Ed Desk
February Ed Desk
If 2020 has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is impossible — but just in case you managed to miss that lesson, January 2021 made it a point to really drive that message home. From the US Capitol getting stormed for the first time since 1812, to a second impeachment of You-Know-Who, to whatever is […]
Web Exclusives
Ticket Stubs
Letterkenny Letterkenny is a tv show about a rural town in Canada. The beauty of Letterkenny is in its dry humor and quick wit. The show clips along at a fast pace with the actors barely leaving time for you to process the first joke before they move on to the second joke. With a […]