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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD

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May Horoscopes: Taurus Time
Aries: How are your anger management classes coming? Taurus: This is your season! Spring has sprung! It’s time to finally do the wardrobe overhaul you’ve been dreaming of. Just make sure to watch your budget while you’re surfing Depop. Gemini: You’re not paying tuition for nothing. Take advantage of university resources while you still can! […]

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DJ Showcase: 69+ Love Songs
Maizie Croom, host of Radio UTD show 69+ Love Songs, joins AMP’s Sebyul Paik for a casual chat that happened to be recorded, transcribed, and published in both print and web formats. Sebyul Paik: How’s it feel to be DJ of the month? Maizie Croom: It feels ok. It’s sort of a symbolic title, but […]
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May 2022 Ed Desk: Save the Planet (pt. 346)
Spring has sprung, Comets! We hope y’all are enjoying the warm weather while simultaneously avoiding the mental breakdown that final exams might bring on. Outside is nice and beautiful right now, especially when basking in the sun at the Plinth. However, we can not ignore the recent news on the climate activism movement. Scientists all […]

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March 2022 Ed Desk
Spring is here, Comets! That means it’s the perfect time to catch up on some spring cleaning, clear out some contacts on your phone, and do anything else that makes you feel renewed. Now might also be the perfect time to start a new show, particularly one of the most talked-about shows on Twitter right […]
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February Ed Desk
Happy Valentine’s Comets! And also, happy Black History Month! Even though Valentine’s Day is only celebrated one day out of the month, February will always be a season of love, the color pink, and cringy Hallmark movies. Hopefully, we won’t be seeing any Covid-19 themed Hallmark movies because most of the world still agrees that […]
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December Ed Desk
Merry Christmas Comets! The end of the semester is finally upon us! We’ve loved sharing laughs and insightful opinions with you all, and we’ll be back to it after a short break in January. Christmas is a time for giving and generosity; and for college students, it’s a time to forget about classes and begin […]

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UTD Eats: African Edition
Addis Abeba Ethiopian Restaurant The rich spices with different meats, vegetarian options, and the famous fermented flatbread— Ethiopian cuisine is something everyone should try at least once in their lives. Addis Abeba is an Ethiopian restaurant 10-15 minutes away from campus that serves the most popular Ethiopian dishes. Injera is the flatbread that is eaten […]

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DJ Showcase: Ben Nguyen
Cool Cats Couch How would you describe your show to someone who has never listened? It’s a talk show where me and maybe someone else just hang out and talk about whatever, really. We just talk about life and what led us to where we are in life, and other random topics that pop up. […]
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DJ Showcase – David Allen
What’s the name of your show? “My show is Original Pop Rocks. It’s a play on words. There’s the show Pop Rocks, famous on Sirius XM that plays pop music. But I wanted to call my show original pop rocks because I play music from the late 70s to early 80s time period. Which also […]

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October Ed Desk
Happy Halloween Comets! We here at AMP would like to discuss some of the scariest and spookiest things that happened last month. Starting off: the 2021 Met Gala; the horrors were truly endless. There was poor fashion choices and badly timed, poorly attempted political statements. The theme was American Fashion, and somehow the crowd of […]

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September Ed Desk
Welcome back comets! We at AMP have dearly missed throwing out our unassailable opinions and hearing laughter all over campus from our witty satirical pieces. Quick update on some of the absolute most important news: Rihanna is a billionaire, Jeff Bezos went to space for like 10 seconds, and the Olympics happened. The Olympics have […]

AMP Watches
AMP Watches: I’m In Love With a Church Girl
When the film declared it was executive-produced by God, we at AMP knew we were in for a gruelling ride. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t have any problem with religion, barring any dogma that stems from it, but something about I’m in Love With a Church Girl really put us off. Perhaps it was […]