AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD

AMP Watches
AMP Watches: Emo the Musical
AMP Watches Emo the Musical and hates it.

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AMP Watches: How It Ends
How "How It Ends" Ends

Ed Desk
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April 2020 Ed Desk: Stay Home!
If we're going to get through the COVID-19 epidemic, we need to do it together — and do it right.

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Satire
League of Legends
Content Warning: This article contains graphic descriptions of gore and death. Read at your own risk. We at AMP have been hired by Riot to design the next overpowered champion to release, and we wanted to create an even more broken character than Kassa-win and Aphelios combined. We think that with the addition of the […]
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April 2020 Ticket Stubs
Battle Royale As I’ve recently found myself with plenty of free time, I finally decided to start working through my backlog of movies I’ve been meaning to watch. Kinji Fukasku’s 2000 sci-fi/thriller Battle Royale was first on my list. My only knowledge prior to watching the film was vague references to it when talking about […]

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The Misogynistic Politics of Makeup Art
Art comes in a variety of media, from traditional paint on canvas to sand mandalas, the traditional Tibetan practice of constructing temporary art from sand. All art mediums also come with a wide variety of political implications — Street art such as works done by Banksy and more traditionalist pieces such as Frida Kahlo all […]

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Satire
The Solution to Global Warming
Climate change and global warming are easily the greatest existential threats humanity has ever faced. Scientists estimate that the effects will not only soon become irreversible, but begin to compound and become unstoppable, leaving Earth an uninhabitable husk and humanity a fleeting thought in the grand scheme of the universe. Our summers will lengthen, our […]

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The Comics
February 2020 Comic: What We Really Want

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March 2020 Comic: March Madness
Who are YOU supporting this month?

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Top Internet Dramas of 2019
A retrospective on the messiest internet dramas of 2019.

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Satire
Something is Rotten at UTD
UTD is an inside job. Read on — if you dare...

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You Heard About Pluto?
What's cooler than being cool? The one and only ninth RIGHTFUL PLANET in our solar system.