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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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It’s Okay to Let Things Flop
As we all know, art is a completely objective concept and there’s very little if any discourse around it. You see, art is a way of making money. As a matter of fact, art IS money. If it doesn’t make money, then it’s not art. That’s the reason why no profound artistic work has ever […]
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The Infernal Circles of DART
DART is on the highway to hell.
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Ratford
Ratford Rises From the Grave
Q: Is it okay to think the Grim Reaper is hot? A: Who wouldn’t? Sure, he’s the walking definition of a red flag. However, he does check all my boxes. Tall, pale, bony, and over thirty. My dream guy TBH. Q: Is it true there’s a secret witches’ coven in the sewers under UTD? A: […]
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Horror Movie Trailers Suck and Need to Leave Me Alone
Surprise scares on the silver screen SUCK.
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Candy and Capitalism
Every year as October comes around, people begin to prepare for this autumnal holiday that traditionally marks the end of the harvest season. Low-budget and low-quality horror movies are released, candy starts to be sold with more orange packaging, and stores begin to fill up with so-called Halloween-themed decorations. But none of this truly gets […]
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Temoc’s Mojo Dojo Casa House
September 2023 back cover
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DJ Showcase: Noah Rayburn
As you might guess from a title like “Audio Transmission Sending Waves,” the host of this RadioUTD show, Noah Rayburn, can be a bit eccentric. In the short time I chatted with him he told me stories of fish men from Atlantis, hinted at a dark past with the sky people, and shifted his accent […]
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I Watched Veggietales So You Don’t Have To
The year is 1993. Two guys from the Midwest with big dreams and little to no money conceptualize a brilliant idea: animating a series of short films about talking vegetables that teach children about the Lord. Today we’re lucky enough to bear witness to the adventures of one tomato and one cucumber who remain unrivaled […]
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Satire
The Ultimate Handbook to Strike Negotiation
Welcome, welcome! If you’re seeing this, then you’re a production or distribution company dealing with the consequences of the current writer and actor strikes, and either your internal affairs or one of your friendly competitors wants you to do your part in ending the SAG-AFTRA/WGA strikes! No judgment, these things happen. As always, your first […]
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Satire
Concerned Women Against Ibuprofen
As both a wife and a woman, I have considerable insight to offer on any given topic. My areas of expertise include feminism, politics, the environment, a comprehensive history of the American industrial rock band known as Nine Inch Nails, and so forth. A particularly important subject has been brought to my attention as of […]