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September 2025 Issue
Time Is a Flat Circle; Let’s Go Gambling
Why I Left MAGA
Keep Art Alive. Draw On This Page.
Congress Unveils 'War Is Peace' Act
How Superman Became a Super-Flop
Ratford Reminisces
AMP Watches: The Towers Who Shall Not Be Named
Food For Thought: New Grub
September 2025 Horoscopes
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February 13, 2025
AMP Watches: Sex and Violence
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Ratford Relates
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December 2024 Ed Desk
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Ratford Rewatches
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November 2024 Ed Desk: FUCK UTD ADMIN
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January 21, 2025
Ratford Reviles
Ellie Maguire
January 21, 2025
AMP Watches: No Gods, No Masters
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