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UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

November 2025 Issue
November 2025 Issue
AMP Staff November 4, 2025
What the title says.
The Official AMP Purity Test
The Official AMP Purity Test
Rainier Pederson November 4, 2025
Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in Temoc-related consequences.
With Love and Cash, Taylor Swift
With Love and Cash, Taylor Swift
Kavya Racheeti November 4, 2025
babeeee you know i didnt mean itttttttt
Why "Tron: Ares" Is My Enemy
Why “Tron: Ares” Is My Enemy
Madeline Wright November 4, 2025
Jared Leto when I get your ass
And Lo, The Autistic Shall Inherit The Earth
And Lo, The Autistic Shall Inherit The Earth
Real Journalist November 4, 2025
Or, why the UBERMENSCH loves TRAINS
Why is "Deltarune?"
Why is “Deltarune?”
Vyshnav Vijish November 4, 2025
local man has a normal one about a video game
Stop Making Dinosaurs Evil as Hell
Stop Making Dinosaurs Evil as Hell
Nathaniel Cook November 4, 2025
Dinos need love too.
How Anime Girls Could Save Our National Parks
How Anime Girls Could Save Our National Parks
Safiy Islam November 4, 2025
When the government shuts down and the parks are left uncared for, what's a girl to do?
"I don't care if it's November, we're in Texas. Get back in that tree and wait your turn."
“I don’t care if it’s November, we’re in Texas. Get back in that tree and wait your turn.”
Thomas Gonzalez November 4, 2025

"I don't care if it's November, we're in Texas. Get back in that tree and wait your turn."

Ratford Rots
Ratford Rots
Muaaz Abed November 4, 2025
MUAAZ: FEAR NOT, I PUT YOUR JAPANESE PORN BACK IN HERE
AMP Watches: Law and Disorder
AMP Watches: Law and Disorder
Tyler Crivella and Kavya Racheeti November 4, 2025
Bend and snap into the erosion of the rule of law!
Food for Thought: Late Night Tacos!
Food for Thought: Late Night Tacos!
Vyshnav Vijish November 4, 2025
Target audience: night owl foodies. Which is to say, like 80% of UTD?
November 2025 Horoscopes
November 2025 Horoscopes
Sasha Wuu November 4, 2025
All hail the age of Scorpio
November 2025 Ed Desk: Omg free update for Pikmin 4
November 2025 Ed Desk: Omg free update for Pikmin 4
AMP Staff November 4, 2025
pikmin pikmin pikmin pikmin pikmin pikmin pikmin pikmin
October 2025 Issue
October 2025 Issue
AMP Staff October 7, 2025