How I ” egregiously mishandled” the COVID-19 pandemic.
Thriving with struggle meals!
We get it. You’re withering away under quarantine. You’ve taken all this time to hole up inside your room, look up all the ways to trick your professors into shutting their computers down, and make stupid memes about the virus, even though we warned you that it was a bad […]
Content Warning: This article contains graphic descriptions of gore and death. Read at your own risk. We at AMP have been hired by Riot to design the next overpowered champion to release, and we wanted to create an even more broken character than Kassa-win and Aphelios combined. We think that […]
Climate change and global warming are easily the greatest existential threats humanity has ever faced. Scientists estimate that the effects will not only soon become irreversible, but begin to compound and become unstoppable, leaving Earth an uninhabitable husk and humanity a fleeting thought in the grand scheme of the universe. […]
UTD is an inside job. Read on — if you dare…
What are you talking about? As long as you don’t make the foolish mistake of being poor, UTD parking is fantastic!
In a time of medical fear and eschatological anxiety, it turns out that racism can kill.
In which AMP gets an exclusive early look at Animal Crossing’s new and philosophical anxiety-inducing new features.
It is evident that the United States of America is the best country in the world. Any country that is not America is a clear threat, so easily comparing a country’s Americanness is necessary so that the biggest threats can be identified. This can be achieved through an American Index, […]