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November 2025 Issue
The Official AMP Purity Test
With Love and Cash, Taylor Swift
Why "Tron: Ares" Is My Enemy
And Lo, The Autistic Shall Inherit The Earth
Why is "Deltarune?"
Stop Making Dinosaurs Evil as Hell
How Anime Girls Could Save Our National Parks
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Why “Tron: Ares” Is My Enemy
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Stop Making Dinosaurs Evil as Hell
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How Anime Girls Could Save Our National Parks
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Stop Snuffing Snuff
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Trans Liberation: Barking in the Bedroom
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AMP Watches: Sex and Violence
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