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May 2026 Issue
Movie Ratings Aren't That Deep
Are ya winning, Temoc?
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AMP's Real, Serious, No Bits Guide to College
A Queer Comet's Guide to Liftoff
We Can Do Better Than Gavin Newsom
The Noah Wyle-ification of The Pitt
How Bloodborne Made Me Transgender
Ratford Retreats
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Movie Ratings Aren’t That Deep
Josh Ramirez
May 22, 2026
How Bloodborne Made Me Transgender
Mickey Dolphin
May 22, 2026
The Noah Wyle-ification of The Pitt
Kavya Racheeti
May 22, 2026
We Can Do Better Than Gavin Newsom
Safiy Islam
May 22, 2026
A Queer Comet’s Guide to Liftoff
Rainier Pederson
May 22, 2026
Something Is Rotten in the State of Tennis
Kavya Racheeti
April 7, 2026
The Devolution of Pokémon
Josh Ramirez
April 7, 2026
Why “Rent-A-Girlfriend” is Haram
Safiy Islam
April 7, 2026
Don’t Let The Gacha Get You
Josh Ramirez
March 11, 2026
Who Came First? A (Brief) History of Sex Toys
Mickey Dolphin
February 4, 2026
Why “Tron: Ares” Is My Enemy
Madeline Wright
November 4, 2025
Stop Making Dinosaurs Evil as Hell
Nathaniel Cook
November 4, 2025
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