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Time Is a Flat Circle; Let’s Go Gambling
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Rainier Pederson
Occasional haver of good ideas, frequent haver of very funny ideas
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Keep Art Alive. Draw On This Page.
Rainier Pederson
September 2, 2025
Ratford Reminisces
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September 2, 2025
AMP Watches: The Towers Who Shall Not Be Named
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September 2, 2025
Food For Thought: New Grub
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September 2, 2025
Blood Drive
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April 27, 2025
Ratford Rivals
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April 27, 2025
We’re not going back.
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April 2, 2025
A Praise of Sexless Education
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February 13, 2025
A Visit From Temoc
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January 21, 2025
The Testing Center TESTS OUR PATIENCE
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December 18, 2024
The Shower
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October 8, 2024
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