AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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The Comics
Back Comic: Give Him His Ticket
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Satire
You Don’t Know This Literal Criminal Like I Do
this literal criminal isn’t THAT bad
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The Comics
Comic: Totally Epic Recipes
Ed Desk
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April 2024 Ed Desk: Taking Stock
Heya, Comets! “Spring Break was too fast” may be a common sentiment, and in this case it’s too true. With the last couple months of the semester underway, remember to lock in to the capitalist grindset, as is mandatory for any regular person who lives in this godforsaken country. Also, the Pub is dead. They […]
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Benson Takes the Rocks in the Divorce
Dallas isn’t built to accommodate downpours like this. The gutters are overflowing into frigid puddles, sloshing around their ankles and soaking into their socks — but for once, Temoc is grateful for the rain. “Don’t do this,” he breathes, like it could possibly begin to help. “Richard, please.” If the other man gave a response, […]
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Entertainment
March 2024 Ed Desk: Weebs Good, Capitalism Bad
Hello, Comets! The Spring semester is well underway now — midterms sure creeped up fast — and so is the construction around the Student Union. Ahh, the sounds of heavy machinery in the morning. We heard the superb… owl? or something? happened last month. We all know UTD students don’t care about sports, so we […]
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Satire
The Big Comet Conundrum
I enjoy living my life like a film noir, complete with a fedora, cigar — oh, and a magnifying glass. When my professors ask where I was during class time, I only have one answer: searching for clues. You might catch me peering through a suspicious keyhole or sitting on the wrong side of a […]
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Satire
AMP Unraveled
As we all know, AMP is the student organization that makes the monthly magazines you are currently reading. However, what you may have also noticed is a regular pattern of content from these heathens. They constantly include art of our lovely school mascot, Temoc. Art of Temoc isn’t inherently wrong, but AMP isn’t just making […]
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February 2024 Ed Desk: They’re Removing Parking… Again
Welcome back, Comets! We hope you’re settling in for a new semester and the freezing puddles haven’t been too much of a hindrance as you make your way to your classes. In case you’d like to get more out of your semester on top of that free laundry for your socks, you’ll be happy to […]
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December 2023 Ed Desk: Season Greason’s
Welcome back, Comets! Since we last saw you, AMP is excited to announce we attended the College Media Awards convention in Atlanta. We got to meet other college media editors, heard from hugely influential journalists, and learned about many aspects of magazine production. While there, we were given an Honorable Mention in layout design! In […]
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November 2023 Ed Desk: Changing Seasons
Hello again, Comets! We hope you had a Happy Halloween — and that you left enough time between costume parties to study for midterms. That’s right, we’re officially more than halfway through the semester, as unreal as that sounds. This is where exams and major assignments really start to pile up, but it’s really not […]
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October 2023 Ed Desk: Spooky Scary Skeletons
Happy Halloween, Comets! Well, in our heads it’s been Halloween for months now, but once it hits October it becomes socially acceptable to say so. That’s especially true now that the scorching Texas weather is finally starting to reach “comfortable” temperatures, so let’s hope it’ll be a cool and refreshing night of trick-or-treating. But until […]