How I ” egregiously mishandled” the COVID-19 pandemic.
An Apology (For Your Behavior)
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Print Issues
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May Ticket Stubs: Quarantine Edition
One of Netflix’s newest shows, The Midnight Gospel, is one that defies easy categorization. Created by Pendleton Ward (creator of beloved Adventure Time) and Duncan Trussell (creator of the podcast The Duncan Trussell Family Hour), The Midnight Gospel is simultaneously a fantastical science-fiction odyssey journeying across Salvador Dali-esque dreamscapes and […]
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Quarantine Qooking
Thriving with struggle meals!
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Corona-lympics
How athletes and coaches are adapting to the postponement of the Tokyo Olympics.
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Opinions Without Evidence: How the Mercury Failed its Readers
In March, The Mercury published an article by opinion columnist Michael Lockwood filled with transphobic rhetoric and incorrect information about gender transitioning, titled “I Hate Me.” Although some students have asked the Mercury to issue an apology and make corrections to this piece, they have yet to do so. We’ve […]
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AMP Watches: How It Ends
How “How It Ends” Ends
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Dating: A COVID Casualty?
We get it. You’re withering away under quarantine. You’ve taken all this time to hole up inside your room, look up all the ways to trick your professors into shutting their computers down, and make stupid memes about the virus, even though we warned you that it was a bad […]
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Vote Blue No Matter Who
As the Democratic National Convention draws closer, tensions are at an all time high within the Democratic Party. Nominees that we didn’t even remember being in the race have dropped out. Voters in key states like Arizona, Illinois, and Florida were expected to go out and vote during a global […]
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We Attended Ayn Rand Con So You Don’t Have To
Are you a liberal? A socialist? A conservative? An effective altruist? I have bad news for you: According to Ayn Rand Con, you’re all irrational collectivists, and part of the problem. Ayn Rand, an author and wannabe philosopher best known for her development of Objectivism, led a train wreck of […]
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Monster Girl Mayhem
“Monster girls have taken over this article, and only one nondescript male protagonist can stop them!
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