AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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Benson Takes the Rocks in the Divorce
Dallas isn’t built to accommodate downpours like this. The gutters are overflowing into frigid puddles, sloshing around their ankles and soaking into their socks — but for once, Temoc is grateful for the rain. “Don’t do this,” he breathes, like it could possibly begin to help. “Richard, please.” If the other man gave a response, […]
Entertainment
Revamping the Temoc Brand
The UTD brand is an absolute mess, and at the core of this issue is the school’s failure to properly utilize the TEMOC brand. Animal and ambiguously racist mascots are a dime a dozen across the United States, but sexy anthropomorphized rock men are truly unique. Not only is Temoc an iconic figure for his […]
Features
Ratford
Ratford Recycles
Hello, Concerned Comets! This month, I’m on a mission to make the world a better place. Many of you, like me, are concerned about the Earth and want to relieve the burden that is 2.12 billion tons of waste simply rotting in our landfills, so I’m taking your suggestions on being green and staying cool. […]
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Satire
AMP Unraveled
As we all know, AMP is the student organization that makes the monthly magazines you are currently reading. However, what you may have also noticed is a regular pattern of content from these heathens. They constantly include art of our lovely school mascot, Temoc. Art of Temoc isn’t inherently wrong, but AMP isn’t just making […]
Satire
In Regards to Parking
Dear Comets, With the recent construction occurring around campus, especially near the Student Union and the Student Success Center, we have received various concerned messages over the past few months regarding the state of campus parking. In regards to this, The University of Texas at Dallas community is asked to make note of the following […]
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Satire
The Big Comet Conundrum
I enjoy living my life like a film noir, complete with a fedora, cigar — oh, and a magnifying glass. When my professors ask where I was during class time, I only have one answer: searching for clues. You might catch me peering through a suspicious keyhole or sitting on the wrong side of a […]
Ed Desk
November 2023 Ed Desk: Changing Seasons
Hello again, Comets! We hope you had a Happy Halloween — and that you left enough time between costume parties to study for midterms. That’s right, we’re officially more than halfway through the semester, as unreal as that sounds. This is where exams and major assignments really start to pile up, but it’s really not […]
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Horoscopes
AMP Horoscope
Aries: You are going to do something that will make you feel so guilty after this month. Double down. Own it. Revel in it. Taurus: Don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless you’re thinking about how it’s always shifting. Always on an unavoidable path of curdling sourness. Destined to be thrown away. Rejected. Gemini: The stars […]
Entertainment
Who’s Your UTD Hottie?
which UTD icon is your soulmate?
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Ratford Replies
Ratford helps out a reader with a gnarly rat problem