AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
Satire
In Regards to Parking
Dear Comets, With the recent construction occurring around campus, especially near the Student Union and the Student Success Center, we have received various concerned messages over the past few months regarding the state of campus parking. In regards to this, The University of Texas at Dallas community is asked to make note of the following […]
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Satire
The Big Comet Conundrum
I enjoy living my life like a film noir, complete with a fedora, cigar — oh, and a magnifying glass. When my professors ask where I was during class time, I only have one answer: searching for clues. You might catch me peering through a suspicious keyhole or sitting on the wrong side of a […]
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Satire
AMP Unraveled
As we all know, AMP is the student organization that makes the monthly magazines you are currently reading. However, what you may have also noticed is a regular pattern of content from these heathens. They constantly include art of our lovely school mascot, Temoc. Art of Temoc isn’t inherently wrong, but AMP isn’t just making […]
Ed Desk
November 2023 Ed Desk: Changing Seasons
Hello again, Comets! We hope you had a Happy Halloween — and that you left enough time between costume parties to study for midterms. That’s right, we’re officially more than halfway through the semester, as unreal as that sounds. This is where exams and major assignments really start to pile up, but it’s really not […]
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Horoscopes
AMP Horoscope
Aries: You are going to do something that will make you feel so guilty after this month. Double down. Own it. Revel in it. Taurus: Don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless you’re thinking about how it’s always shifting. Always on an unavoidable path of curdling sourness. Destined to be thrown away. Rejected. Gemini: The stars […]
Entertainment
Who’s Your UTD Hottie?
which UTD icon is your soulmate?
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The Comics
December Back Comic
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The Comics
Journey Home
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Ratford
Ratford Replies
Ratford helps out a reader with a gnarly rat problem
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The Infernal Circles of DART
DART is on the highway to hell.
Satire
Once You Go Greek, You Don’t Go Back
‘Sup fellow Bromets, the name’s Chaz Hollister, president of Delta Sigma Chi-Square Alpha, the raddest party frat on campus. Now, it’s already October, but I’m still hearing freshies at the Plinth complain that UTD’s social life is dead. And this saddens me dudes, my dad didn’t buy three new buildings and get rid of Green […]
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Local Eats
Moon Meals on Wheels
Moon Meals – On Wheels: recapping the best food from this summer! The top winners are Texas A1 Steaks and Seafood (Portland, TX) and Douceur de France (Marietta, GA)! Texas A1 Steaks and Seafood: I loved this spot so much that I went two nights in a row. The star of the show by far […]