Hello everyone! It’s your favorite cheese-loving, whimsical, and yet again divorced rodent! Back again to make you laugh and giggle with glee. But you know what? I work pretty freaking hard EVERY DAY. I’m taking 100 credit hours, I have to keep up with all 15 of my wives (and my many, many ex-wives), AND I have to be funny? Sounds like more work than necessary, which is why this month YOU all are gonna be doing the funny stuff and give ME something to laugh at!
These are your best April fools pranks, and I swear to god if even a SINGLE one is unfunny after everything I’ve taught you, then I haven’t been harsh enough…
Tell your homie you love him and spend the next 50 years together.
Starting off strong, we got this absolutely hilarious classic of a prank! I swear, everytime this happens to me I can’t help but guffaw! By my count, I’ve got about 15 different husbands, all of whom I spend each and every loving day with. I just know that when we’re all alone, we can’t help but giggle to ourselves because no one else knows it’s for the bit!
10/10: If you haven’t had this one done to you, then you’re missing out.
Put the Spirit Rocks back!
Honestly, this one isn’t as funny as it is depressing. I miss the rocks, guys, more than most of my wives. In fact, I had my first wedding at the rocks, to my first wife, the Spirit Rock (the big one). I even fathered my children, the spirit pebbles, with her. At least they’ll never leave me…
0/10, Now I’m crying 🙁
Confessing to your crush and saying “April Fools!” when she rejects you.
I’m glad to see we’re back on track after that Debbie Downer of a prank. This prank works so well on so many levels because it tells your crush that you might like them but with plausible deniability, so it’s fine if they reject you! Of course it’s not that big of a deal since we go to UTD — the only people finding love here are the squirrels anyways! The only (huge) downside to this is if they do like you, you have to commit and say “April Fools!” anyways, because if you don’t it wouldn’t be considered a prank and I’d be forced to rate it a 0/10.
10/10: You haven’t lived or loved if you haven’t been rejected and coped with it unhealthily.
Get a bunch of pennies and sneak them into people’s pants.
Very innovative! I have to say, I’m impressed by the scale and effort of this prank. By making people check their pants, you set off a chain reaction where at one moment in time, the average amount of people checking their pockets in the world will spike, confusing all the covert government agents that are watching us. Yes I see your ultimate play here… you’re not pranking the people, you’re pranking the WORLD.
8/10, could be better with cheese.
