UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP
UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP
UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

September 2025 Issue

AMP Staff • September 2, 2025
Brianne Bitar
“Sure, Craig, if you get way over there you can, like, become my wife — or whatever.” Back Comic by Tyler Crivella
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Brianne Bitar
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