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April 2026 Issue

AMP Staff • April 7, 2026

April 2026 Issue

U.S. government takes notes from The Onion; AMP in shambles

U.S. government takes notes from The Onion; AMP in shambles

April 2026 Horoscopes

April 2026 Horoscopes

Food For Thought: D.I.Y. Edition

Food For Thought: D.I.Y. Edition

AMP Watches: AMP Goes To Brazil

AMP Watches: AMP Goes To Brazil

Ratford Rollicks

Ratford Rollicks

Comics & AMPtivities

Comics & AMPtivities

Something Is Rotten in the State of Tennis

Something Is Rotten in the State of Tennis

The Devolution of Pokémon

The Devolution of Pokémon

Why "Rent-A-Girlfriend" is Haram

Why "Rent-A-Girlfriend" is Haram

The World According To Kirk

The World According To Kirk

Here’s What UT Dallas Taught Me About Return On Investment

Here’s What UT Dallas Taught Me About Return On Investment

Everything Sucks Now, Except Me

Everything Sucks Now, Except Me

right as a rat in the rain!

right as a rat in the rain!

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