- November 2025 Issue
- The Official AMP Purity Test
- With Love and Cash, Taylor Swift
- Why "Tron: Ares" Is My Enemy
- And Lo, The Autistic Shall Inherit The Earth
- Why is "Deltarune?"
- Stop Making Dinosaurs Evil as Hell
- How Anime Girls Could Save Our National Parks
- "I don't care if it's November, we're in Texas. Get back in that tree and wait your turn."
- Ratford Rots
