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September 2025 Issue

September 2025 Issue

AMP Staff
September 2, 2025
September 2025 Ed Desk: hey gang what if we start a podcast

September 2025 Ed Desk: hey gang what if we start a podcast

AMP Staff
September 2, 2025
May 2025 Issue

May 2025 Issue

AMP Staff
June 5, 2025
May 2025 Ed Desk: Putting the Ate in Graduate

May 2025 Ed Desk: Putting the Ate in Graduate

AMP Staff, Sneha Raghavan, and Shreya Parimal
May 7, 2025
Art by Nico Fleming

April 2025 Issue

AMP Staff
April 29, 2025
April 2025 Ed Desk: Too Queer for My Blood

April 2025 Ed Desk: Too Queer for My Blood

AMP Staff
April 27, 2025
March 2025 Ed Desk: Breaking News: AMP Mid, UTD Midder

March 2025 Ed Desk: Breaking News: AMP Mid, UTD Midder

AMP Staff
March 10, 2025
February 2025 Ed Desk: hey we have condoms now

February 2025 Ed Desk: hey we have condoms now

AMP Staff
February 4, 2025

Back Comic: December 2024

AMP Staff
January 21, 2025
December 2024 Ed Desk

December 2024 Ed Desk

AMP Staff
January 21, 2025
November 2024 Ed Desk: FUCK UTD ADMIN

November 2024 Ed Desk: FUCK UTD ADMIN

AMP Staff
January 21, 2025
October 2024 Ed Desk: Something wicked this way comes, Comets!

October 2024 Ed Desk: Something wicked this way comes, Comets!

AMP Staff
November 6, 2024
Art by Yiyi Ding

Ratford Rejoices!

AMP Staff
November 5, 2024
September 2024 Ed Desk: Welcome Back, Nerds

September 2024 Ed Desk: Welcome Back, Nerds

AMP Staff
September 4, 2024
AMP's Back To School Playlist

AMP’s Back To School Playlist

AMP Staff
September 4, 2024
May 2024 Ed Desk: Sayonara Seniors

May 2024 Ed Desk: Sayonara Seniors

AMP Staff, Gavin Arriaga, Agnes Garrett, and Victoria Bruno
April 29, 2024
April 2024 Ed Desk: Taking Stock

April 2024 Ed Desk: Taking Stock

AMP Staff
April 1, 2024
April 2023 Ed Desk: Technological Advancements - the good and the bad

April 2023 Ed Desk: Technological Advancements – the good and the bad

AMP Staff
April 2, 2023
graphic credit: jade dotson

March 2023 Ed Desk: Spring is Here!

AMP Staff
March 1, 2023
graphic credit: jade dotson

February 2023 Ed Desk: Republicans are scared of TikTok.

AMP Staff
February 1, 2023
art by: gavin arriaga

Romance with Ratford

AMP Staff
February 1, 2023
graphic credit: jade dotson

December 2022 Ed Desk: Privileged billionaire is not actually smart *gasp*

AMP Staff
December 5, 2022

What Temoc is getting you for Christmas?

AMP Staff
December 5, 2022
graphic credit: jade dotson

Nov 2022 Ed Desk: Close to the Finish Line

AMP Staff
November 6, 2022
Ed Desk: October 2022

Ed Desk: October 2022

AMP Staff
October 4, 2022
graphic credit: jade dotson

September Ed Desk: Bougie Student Union?

AMP Staff
September 9, 2022
May Horoscopes: Taurus Time

May Horoscopes: Taurus Time

AMP Staff
May 5, 2022
DJ Showcase: 69+ Love Songs

DJ Showcase: 69+ Love Songs

AMP Staff
May 5, 2022

May 2022 Ed Desk: Save the Planet (pt. 346)

AMP Staff
May 5, 2022
March 2022 Ed Desk

March 2022 Ed Desk

AMP Staff
March 1, 2022

February Ed Desk

AMP Staff
February 1, 2022

December Ed Desk

AMP Staff
December 9, 2021
UTD Eats: African Edition

UTD Eats: African Edition

AMP Staff
December 9, 2021
DJ Showcase: Ben Nguyen

DJ Showcase: Ben Nguyen

AMP Staff
December 9, 2021

DJ Showcase – David Allen

AMP Staff
November 5, 2021
October Ed Desk

October Ed Desk

AMP Staff
October 8, 2021
September Ed Desk

September Ed Desk

AMP Staff
September 9, 2021
AMP Watches: I'm In Love With a Church Girl

AMP Watches: I’m In Love With a Church Girl

AMP Staff
April 2, 2021
Ben Nguyen DJ Showcase

Ben Nguyen DJ Showcase

AMP Staff
April 2, 2021
Summer Fun During COVID

Summer Fun During COVID

AMP Staff
April 2, 2021
April Ed Desk

April Ed Desk

AMP Staff
April 2, 2021
March Ed Desk: I Think We're Alone Now

March Ed Desk: I Think We’re Alone Now

AMP Staff
March 1, 2021
March DJ Showcase

March DJ Showcase

AMP Staff
March 1, 2021
AMP Watches: Vampires Suck

AMP Watches: Vampires Suck

AMP Staff
March 1, 2021

AMP Watches: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

AMP Staff
February 3, 2021

DJ Showcase

AMP Staff
February 3, 2021

February Ed Desk

AMP Staff
February 3, 2021

Ticket Stubs

AMP Staff
February 3, 2021
AMP Watches: Emo the Musical

AMP Watches: Emo the Musical

AMP Staff
September 1, 2020
AMP Watches: How It Ends

AMP Watches: How It Ends

AMP Staff
May 12, 2020
April 2020 Ed Desk: Stay Home!

April 2020 Ed Desk: Stay Home!

AMP Staff
April 1, 2020
League of Legends

League of Legends

AMP Staff
April 1, 2020

April 2020 Ticket Stubs

AMP Staff
April 1, 2020
The Misogynistic Politics of Makeup Art

The Misogynistic Politics of Makeup Art

AMP Staff
April 1, 2020
The Solution to Global Warming

The Solution to Global Warming

AMP Staff
April 1, 2020
February 2020 Comic: What We Really Want

February 2020 Comic: What We Really Want

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
March 2020 Comic: March Madness

March 2020 Comic: March Madness

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
Top Internet Dramas of 2019

Top Internet Dramas of 2019

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
Something is Rotten at UTD

Something is Rotten at UTD

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
You Heard About Pluto?

You Heard About Pluto?

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
Why Games Punish Casual Players

Why Games Punish Casual Players

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
UTD Parking and You

UTD Parking and You

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
March 2020 Ticket Stubs

March 2020 Ticket Stubs

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
The Blacker the Berry

The Blacker the Berry

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
March 2020 Horoscopes

March 2020 Horoscopes

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
DJ Showcase: Behind the Screens

DJ Showcase: Behind the Screens

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
Coronavirus for Racists

Coronavirus for Racists

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
Just Pick Someone: The Case for a National Primary

Just Pick Someone: The Case for a National Primary

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
The Environmental Case for Space

The Environmental Case for Space

AMP Staff
March 2, 2020
March Editors' Desk: The Bezos Earth Fund

March Editors’ Desk: The Bezos Earth Fund

AMP Staff
March 1, 2020
AMP Watches: "She's Even Goop-ier Than I Am!"

AMP Watches: “She’s Even Goop-ier Than I Am!”

AMP Staff
March 1, 2020
Animal Crossing's New Features

Animal Crossing’s New Features

AMP Staff
March 1, 2020
I Diagnose You With Sexism

I Diagnose You With Sexism

AMP Staff
February 24, 2020
The American Index

The American Index

AMP Staff
February 24, 2020
Because It's There

Because It’s There

AMP Staff
February 23, 2020
October 2018: They're getting stronger.

October 2018: They’re getting stronger.

AMP Staff
February 22, 2020
Mmmm, cookies

Time is Money

AMP Staff
February 19, 2020
November 2018: G o u r d

November 2018: G o u r d

AMP Staff
February 15, 2020
December 2018: The Calendar

December 2018: The Calendar

AMP Staff
February 8, 2020
February 2020 Horoscopes

February 2020 Horoscopes

AMP Staff
February 6, 2020
Why Arthur is the GOAT

Why Arthur is the GOAT

AMP Staff
February 6, 2020
AMP Watches: Little Italy

AMP Watches: Little Italy

AMP Staff
February 6, 2020
February 2020 Editors' Desk: Anyone But Biden

February 2020 Editors’ Desk: Anyone But Biden

AMP Staff
February 5, 2020
February 2019: Shartwells

February 2019: Shartwells

AMP Staff
February 1, 2020
March 2019: Boys in Blue

March 2019: Boys in Blue

AMP Staff
January 25, 2020
April 2019: April Showers

April 2019: April Showers

AMP Staff
January 18, 2020
December Ed Desk: Holy God the Mother, Batman!

December Ed Desk: Holy God the Mother, Batman!

AMP Staff
January 14, 2020
May 2019: SACRIFICE

May 2019: SACRIFICE

AMP Staff
January 11, 2020
September 2019: Beacon

September 2019: Beacon

AMP Staff
January 4, 2020
October 2019: H I M

October 2019: H I M

AMP Staff
December 28, 2019
The Fourth Annual Naughty or Nice List

The Fourth Annual Naughty or Nice List

AMP Staff
December 21, 2019
November 2019: Merch

November 2019: Merch

AMP Staff
December 21, 2019
Hollywood: A History of Acceptance and Representation

Hollywood: A History of Acceptance and Representation

AMP Staff
December 19, 2019
Patch Notes

Patch Notes

AMP Staff
December 18, 2019
AMP Watches The Knight Before Christmas

AMP Watches The Knight Before Christmas

AMP Staff
December 18, 2019
We Live in a Stem-ciety

We Live in a Stem-ciety

AMP Staff
December 17, 2019
December 2019: He Returns

December 2019: He Returns

AMP Staff
December 17, 2019
Woke Culture Hasn't Killed Comedy, You're Just an Asshole

Woke Culture Hasn’t Killed Comedy, You’re Just an Asshole

AMP Staff
December 17, 2019
Born to Be In It: The Rise and Fall of Beto O'Rourke

Born to Be In It: The Rise and Fall of Beto O’Rourke

AMP Staff
December 17, 2019
Fashion Icons of UTD: The Computer Science Professor

Fashion Icons of UTD: The Computer Science Professor

AMP Staff
November 1, 2019
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